ohmycarveredlund:

nepeta-lives:

I came out as a queer during football practice when my coach was like “son, you’re having trouble throwing straight” and I replied “I’m also having trouble being straight”. It got very quiet and then coach just shook his head and said “throw the damn ball, Cooper”

i have been laughing for 3 million years


kanyegg:

an extra hour in the ball pit for the homies 

kanyegg:

an extra hour in the ball pit for the homies 


kingkimochi:

a tru stud

kingkimochi:

a tru stud


How rape trials should go?
Lawyer: Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but she was drunk and passed out.
Lawyer: That's not what I asked. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but she was wearin-
Lawyer: I didn't ask what she was wearing. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but-
Lawyer: I didn't ask anything else. It's just a simple yes or no answer. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes.
Laywer: Yes, he raped her.
Rape is rape is rape, no matter the context.

tecchen:

that’s gross don’t do that


(Source: son-of-a-namek)


garuyabento:

Our most elite warriors hard at work keeping the peace of Hyrule

garuyabento:

Our most elite warriors hard at work keeping the peace of Hyrule


skygurl68:

I WASNT GOING TO REBLOG THIS BUT THE LAST ONE

(Source: funny-text-posts)


I totally thought I was Senpai’s number one

(Source: rhogul)


phenergan:

There is a serious lack of booboo tutorials.